The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (March 3, 2023)

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    Clothing - When the DM says to "roleplay among yourselves" and no one does DM FIREC 厨 Why is no one having a good time? Ospecifically requested it.
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    Plant - Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STOP STOST STOST STOP
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    Leg - DM: How are you going to get up there? Halfling Rogue: Well I could maybe try to climb- Barbarian: YEET ifunny.co
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    Font - Justice Armonsters @justicearman DM: Lastly, we have Jake. Who are you playing? JAKE: i made a human fighter DM: How original. Alright, so you all are greeted by a nobleman who- JAKE: is he a human? DM: uh, yes, actually JAKE: oh shit, go-time already. i fight him DM: that's not- JAKE: DEATH TO THE HUMAN
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    Product - Barbarian logic: "When charisma fails, strength check" DBF G JUKUMH ORST MAY N V
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    Forehead - The group rolls perception to check out a bank I rolled a nat 20. I rolled a nat 1. You see that this place straight up sucks. This place seems honestly kinda cool.
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    Rectangle - When you try to do a medicine check with -3 on wisdom 8. Also remember the "ABC" rule of first aid: A Bone Coming out through the skin is very bad.
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    Vertebrate - Dexterity saves Level 7 Rogue Constitution save The DM Dodge this.
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    Dog - cm ROLLING A 2 FOR STEALTH ROLLING A 1 FOR PERCEPTION
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    Jaw - A heavy crossbow deals 1D10 damage. Eldritch blast deals 1D10 damage. A crossbow costs 50gp. Eldritch blast costs some warlocks their soul. Conclusion: Your soul is worth 50$ Exce werpen C Jewnicas tom Dream.com
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    Helmet - Rogue: 'I steal things for a living' Wizard: 'I expand my knowledge with books' War Domain Cleric: u/Luke Rudge Weapons are part of my religion.
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    Hand - Player RP-ing super hard DM THA
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    Arm - Ha Ha Ha! I am bulletproof! Americans, when their AC is set to 70. Europeans, when their AC is set to 70. D&D players, when their AC is set to 70
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    Font - AB DandyBeyond 4 @DandyBeyond Druid: I shouldn't have done that. I should NOT have done that. DM: Yeah... DM: Why on earth do you think that would work? Druid: Thyme travel. : Druid: I use my action to smoke some herbs and go 12 seconds back in the past to change that DM: I'll allow it. ... ifunny.co
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    Cat - Regular RPG progression: BPBEGHA VAN AM Session 1: save the kittens Session 40: kill God
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    Font - Squinky Game Tales My DnD players adopted a 1 HP slug from a swamp early on during the campaign, and named it Squinky. Every time it horribly dies, they use necromancy to bring it back to life. On the third or fourth time they brought it back to life, I had a nearby druid offer to cast Speak With Animals on it. They said "awe that sounds fun." After only being able to make barely-audible glug noises all campaign, Squinky finally got to speak its mind: "Only a fool would postulate that not
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    Sleeve - My party: No one has to get hurt, we'll just sneak past the guards. My party 5 minutes later:
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    Cartoon - How I Imagine I'll play My Character How I will Inevitably play My Character 090
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    Sleeve - E. J. Dawson @ejdawsonauthor My husband upset me this morning and now I'm inflicting it on all of you Drow Elves Live in a place called the Underdark Exiled from the surface Australians Live in a place Down unda Exiled by the English Known for dangerous creatures including big spiders Conclusion: Drow have Australian accents
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    Cartoon - Me experimenting with exotic race/class combinations: My Barbarian/Wizard Minotaur imgflip.com DOCTOR BEEFTON IS HERE! AND HE HAS A PHD IN DEATH! As well as a Doctorate in Philosophy and Modern Linguistics
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    Font - When the DM is tired of the wizard player's shit: fireball So, how does it feel to be hit with a A yourself? BBEG Wizard PC Wizard. [screams of agony] Nice answer.
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    Wood - DM: You face Kyrthi Primeshadow, the strongest Leonin in history, brought back from the 9 Hells as a Relentless Juggernaut. What do you do? Cleric: I ask my deity to return to sender. Online Community Cleric's deity casting Banishment Kyrthi Primeshadow

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